I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If only being annoyed could lower my electric bill! 🔌😤⚡️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.