I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.