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When you're chill until someone uses the last of the toilet paper 😅🧻
17 Funny irritation quotes
I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.
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If only being annoyed could lower my electric bill! 🔌😤⚡️
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.
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Oh, the irony! My eyeball just filed a complaint! 👀😂
I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.
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"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
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"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
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"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.
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"When life gives you lemons, just tell the motivational speaker to keep them. 🍋🙉 #MotivationImmunity"
Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.
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"Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦♂️"
Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
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"Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"