I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.