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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be lookin…

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be lookin…

Commentary:
"Sounds like you've got a real-life Rear Window situation on your hands! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're just big fans of your window decor…or they're plotting to steal your fabulous curtains! Watch out for any suspicious curtain-related activities! 🤨🏠 #NeighborhoodWatch"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged creeps, doing, every, humor, i, looking, neighbors, new, observation, privacy, think, time, window on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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