I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Commentary:
"Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"