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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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No, Iโ€™m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Iโ€™m the ick in fantastic.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒณ Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures



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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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Iโ€™m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?