I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.