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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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