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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Funny quote about using karate only after fleeing and screaming fail.

Commentary:
When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅ‹


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