Commentary:
"Looks like this ninja's special move is the 'Soapy Sock Slide' technique! 👣🚿💥 Who needs a black belt when you can have squeaky clean feet instead? 😂 #ShowerNinja"
Funny martial art quotes
I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.
Commentary:
When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! 🏃♂️🎤🥋