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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Breaking via Instagram:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Just landed via Discord:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Making waves on Facebook:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Going viral on Telegram:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Just shared via X:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Breaking via Telegram:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Spotted on Slack:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Going viral on TikTok:

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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23 Funny sadness quotes

Funny sadness quotes bring a quirky twist to those gloomy moments 🌧️😂, turning tears into chuckles and frowns into smirks. When life feels a bit too heavy, a dash of humor can lighten the mood and remind us that it’s okay to laugh through the blues 🎭💙. Ready to smile through the sadness? Let’s dive into some witty words that make melancholy unexpectedly fun! 😄✨

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2 days ago
Share →: I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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Mood switch faster than a lightbulb! 😄💡 #JokeLife
7 days ago
Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
7 days ago
Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Commentary:
😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️
1 week ago
Share →: I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Commentary:
Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄
1 week ago
Share →: There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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The airport glass cage: where secondhand smoke meets first-class entertainment! 🚬😂✈️
2 weeks ago
Share →: I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll pack my feelings and carry-on! 🧳😂 #EmotionalBaggage"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
2 months ago
Share →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Commentary:
"Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! 😅🎓"
3 months ago
Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Commentary:
When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Reported on Telegram:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Just landed via Facebook:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Going viral on Reddit:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Live now on Twitch:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Just landed via WeChat:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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