Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • The only thing we need to bring back is duels.
  • Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.
  • Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.
  • Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.