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"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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