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"Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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