Commentary:
Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
11 Funny president quotes
When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.
Commentary:
Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌
We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨🚀 #MoonMania2020"
No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.
Commentary:
"Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"
When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"
When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Future president plans to bend time! 🌀⏳ Say goodbye to rush hour traffic and hello to 'Happy Hour, Part 2'! 🍸🎉 Who needs a TARDIS when we've got a president with time-bending powers? ⏰🇺🇸 #PresidentialPriorities"
I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.
Commentary:
"Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"
Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.
Commentary:
🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to
Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"