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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basicall…

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basicall…

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"Who knew the key to a stress-free life was to simply revert back to Kindergarten? No bills, no responsibilities, just pure bliss of naps and snacks. Sign me up for the Kindergarten life ASAP!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged childhood, fun, kindergarten, leisure, life, nap, read, reading, relaxation, simple, simple life, snack, time, want on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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