Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”
  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.
  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
  • If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.
  • 11 out of 10 women are always right.