I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended! I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like. Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.