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  • When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.
  • “You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.
  • We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.
  • Time needs a speed limit.
  • Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.
  • My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.