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Driving a "Ranger Rovovo": for when you want luxury, but your wallet says "let's get creative" 😂🚗💸
26 Funny luxury quotes
I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.
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Decisions, decisions… Can I just stress about winning the lottery to fund this dream trip? 🌍💸✈️
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.
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When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
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Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
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Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.
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Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.
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Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️
Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.
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"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"