25 funny luxury quotes - Wordgag

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

May 28, 2026

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

May 28, 2026

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

May 28, 2026

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

May 27, 2026

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

May 27, 2026

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

May 27, 2026

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

May 27, 2026

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

May 27, 2026

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

May 27, 2026

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

May 27, 2026

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

May 27, 2026

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

May 27, 2026

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

May 26, 2026

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

May 26, 2026

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

May 26, 2026

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

May 25, 2026

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

May 22, 2026

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

May 22, 2026

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

May 22, 2026

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

May 22, 2026

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

May 21, 2026

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

May 20, 2026

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

May 20, 2026

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

May 19, 2026

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

May 19, 2026