I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.