I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.