I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I missed my calling as a professional couch tester πποΈπ§ Related funny posts π Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good. I need a job where I donβt actually have to work. Whatβs the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism? They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social. Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?