I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary: Trying to feel lunar love but ended up in the friend zone instead 😅🌕💔 Related funny posts 🤝 I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. I was into the moon before it was even full. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex. Occupation: the ugly friend!