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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Seen just now on Messenger:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Spotted on Twitch:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Trending via Reddit:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

44 shares on X this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

98 shares on X this month:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

22 shares on Slack this month:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Breaking via Messenger:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Spotted on Twitch:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

Spreading quickly via X:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Going viral on Slack:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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