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Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, thatโ€™s called chewphoria.

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What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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Toddlers: Iโ€™ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasnโ€™t even Thursday.

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasnโ€™t even Thursday.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Did you guys hear about the โ€œinternetโ€? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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If youโ€™re 20, please stop saying youโ€™re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldnโ€™t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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Iโ€™m eating sandwiches you havenโ€™t heard of in jeans you canโ€™t pronounce.