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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, 9, 9 to 5, eat, humor, i, lay, leisure, lifestyle, lizard, pasta, relaxation, sun on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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