I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! πβοΈπ¦ Related Funny Posts π€ Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box. βListen to your body!β Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said βEat Pasta Run Fasta,β and I canβt get it out of my head. Iβm so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and Iβll be like: βWow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was thenβ Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time. I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.