My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩 Related funny posts 🤝 My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.” Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain. I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.