If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people. Posted onMay 28, 2026
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard. Posted onMay 28, 2026
I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Posted onMay 27, 2026