I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard. Posted onMay 27, 2026
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people. Posted onMar 31, 2026
If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard. Posted onMar 31, 2026