18 funny lay quotes - Wordgag

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

May 23, 2026

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

May 23, 2026

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

May 23, 2026

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

May 21, 2026

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

May 20, 2026

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

May 20, 2026

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

May 19, 2026

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

May 18, 2026

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

May 18, 2026

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Apr 1, 2026

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Mar 31, 2026

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Mar 30, 2026

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Mar 30, 2026

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Mar 30, 2026

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Mar 29, 2026

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Mar 29, 2026

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Mar 29, 2026

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

Mar 27, 2026