I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you. Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.