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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

59 shares on Discord this month:

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Welcome to Twitter, someone from an unhappy home will attend to you shortly.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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