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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!