I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to skip straight to the napping championships at 2 p.m. every day! π€π π΄ Related funny posts π€ At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. I miss my prime era (playing outside in the sun all day). If I turned into a βteen wolfβ, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships. People who can fall asleep quickly freak me outβ¦ I mean, don’t they have thoughts? When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.