I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect introvert's dream: BYOB (Be Your Own Bartender)! 🍹🎶🏠🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar. The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues. Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.