I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Social media is mental suicide.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.