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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, thereโ€™s really nothing we can do.

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Itโ€™s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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In my 20โ€™s: I want to find true love. In my 40โ€™s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Replying to all emails with โ€œya think?โ€.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! ๐Ÿ’ธ Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TimeIsMoney"



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