I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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Well, you have to admit, only Elvis could make marriage seem as electrifying as a Vegas show πŸ•ΊπŸŽ²πŸ’’ Who wouldn't want to say "I do" with a side of "Love Me Tender" and a sprinkle of sequins? Thank you, thank you very much! πŸ•ΊπŸ•ΊπŸŽΆ

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