Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
  • I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
  • My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.
  • The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
  • I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.
  • I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.