If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be re… Commentary:Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication! Related Funny Posts 🤝 Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
