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Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃♂️✨
27 Funny bank account quotes
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline 😂💸
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.
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Looks like my bank account's in stealth mode for the holidays! 🎅💸😂
Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.
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New month, new me… and my bank account is as empty as my promises to not eat that extra slice of pizza 🍕💸😂
My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.
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Looks like my bank account and I are giving each other the silent treatment until payday 🤐💸
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.
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Finding extra money in my account feels like discovering a treasure chest full of ice cream! 🍦💸😂
The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.
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Looks like "treating myself" is leading to some serious calorie and cash burning disasters 😂💸🍰
I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.
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When good times turn into "surprise, you're broke!" 😅💸
Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.
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"Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"