If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance. Commentary:Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well. You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.