If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. Posted on4 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away. I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone. I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.