If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
