Funny followers quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

  Commentary:
  "When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

  Commentary:
  "Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the 'Professional Nodder' position!🙋‍♂️💼 Just imagine getting paid to perfect the art of nodding approvingly in front of someone else's hard work. Who needs originality anyway when you've got 2M followers nodding along with you?😂👏 #NoddingInfluence"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

  Commentary:
  "Why walk on water when you can throw the ultimate party instead? 🍷💧🎉 #LifeOfTheParty #WineNotFollowMe"

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