If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Planning my escape route or starring in a thriller movie—either way, stay tuned! 🤔🕵️♂️🚪 Related funny posts 🤝 “I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news? If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping. 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.