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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

May 24, 2026

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

May 22, 2026

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

May 22, 2026

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

May 21, 2026

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

May 20, 2026

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Mar 30, 2026

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Mar 29, 2026