Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
- If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.
- What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
- If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
- Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
