16 funny emoji quotes - Wordgag

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

May 30, 2026

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

May 30, 2026

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

May 30, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

May 29, 2026

My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

May 29, 2026

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

May 28, 2026

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

May 26, 2026

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

May 26, 2026

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

May 25, 2026

There are too many neglected emojis.

May 24, 2026

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

May 24, 2026

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

May 23, 2026

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

May 23, 2026

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

May 21, 2026

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

May 21, 2026

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

May 19, 2026