Commentary:
"Finally, a language where my awkward silence can be both seen and understood! 😂🤫🙃"
16 Funny emoji quotes
There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.
Commentary:
When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃
I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.
Commentary:
Always thought the blue heart was just a cold, tiny ocean for my drama llama to swim in. 🌊💙😂
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
Commentary:
Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
Commentary:
Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.
Commentary:
Living on the edge… of capsizing! 🚤😂🏠
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.
Commentary:
"When life gives you a withered shamrock, make sure you're not trying to make an Irish stew out of it! 🍀➡️😭🍲💔"
Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
Commentary:
"Who needs hieroglyphs when you've got emojis? 🗿🔺🐫 Talk about ancient text messages on point! Cleopatra would have been the queen of emoji game! 🌟👑 #Emojination #PyramidPuns"
There are too many neglected emojis.
Commentary:
Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality