funny last minute quotes - Wordgag

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

May 30, 2026

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

May 29, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

May 29, 2026

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

May 27, 2026

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

May 25, 2026

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

May 21, 2026