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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
34 Funny coworker quotes
(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.
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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.
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When your aura says "No entry" but people still knock on the door 🚪🥸
I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.
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"Guess I peaked with my comedy career at 10 likes 😂✨ #StandUpLegend"
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.
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Watching new coworkers go from "Let's conquer the world!" to "Is it lunchtime yet?" is the real office drama 😂📉🍕
Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.
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Sounds like you've mastered the ancient art of active disengagement! 😂🕒✨