Commentary:
Social anxiety level: secretly hoping to win an Oscar for my response 🎭😅
Funny cashier quotes
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?
Commentary:
Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
Commentary:
"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.
Commentary:
"Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"
I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.
Commentary:
Well, it sounds like that self-checkout experience was more like a self-checkout disaster! Who knew a machine could be so rude and impatient? Looks like you'll be sticking to the good old human cashiers for now.
Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.
Commentary:
"Good morning to everyone except for the monologuing customers turning the supermarket checkout into their personal podcast studio. 🤐🎤 #CashierIsNotYourTherapist"
Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
Commentary:
Cashier: Did you find everything? 🛒
Me: Did you hide something? 🤔💸
Looks like my shopping skills are on point! 😉 #shoppingadventures
Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.
Commentary:
"Looks like the scanner isn't the only one checking you out! 😉💳 Better watch out for those beeping hearts at the checkout counter! ❤️🛒 #SmoothOperator"