Commentary:
Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒
13 Funny consumer quotes
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
Commentary:
I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.
Commentary:
Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨
Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.
Commentary:
When your shopping cart has more commitment issues than your ex! 📦😂📦
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
Commentary:
When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?
Commentary:
Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.
Commentary:
Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧
My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.
Commentary:
Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
Commentary:
Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
Commentary:
"Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"