If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster. My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum. I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.