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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Commentary:
"With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘‍♀️💥"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calory, comedy, dieting, fitness, humor, ID, joke, stress, supermodel, weight on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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