If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂" Related funny posts 😂 I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.