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I donโ€™t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Witty quote about craving a dramatic, darkly humorous gift.

Commentary:
I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’€โค๏ธ

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