I donβt want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway ππβ€οΈ Related funny posts π€ Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie. I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even. I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven. Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together! I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.