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Witty quote about craving a dramatic, darkly humorous gift.

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Commentary:
I'll take the hoodie for now, but keep that heart on layaway 😉💀❤️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged box, dark, dark humor, heart, hoodie, humor, i, love, me, sarcasm, want on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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