If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot? Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dystopia should at least come with a cleaning service, right? ๐ค๐งน๐ Related funny posts ๐ค And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?” Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never! The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.