25 funny robot quotes - Wordgag

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

May 29, 2026

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

May 29, 2026

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

May 27, 2026

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

May 26, 2026

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

May 26, 2026

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

May 26, 2026

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

May 26, 2026

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

May 25, 2026

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

May 24, 2026

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

May 24, 2026

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

May 24, 2026

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

May 24, 2026

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

May 23, 2026

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

May 23, 2026

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

May 23, 2026

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

May 23, 2026

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

May 22, 2026

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

May 22, 2026

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

May 22, 2026

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

May 22, 2026

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

May 22, 2026

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

May 21, 2026

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

May 20, 2026

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

May 19, 2026

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

May 18, 2026