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Living in the 21st century: where every day feels like an escape room adventure with your phone! 🔍🤖📱
16 Funny nightmare quotes
Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?
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When your anxiety insists on the night shift, but you're just trying to dream of happy llamas 🦙😴🌜
The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.
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When reality hits you like a cold shower just as you were getting to the good part 🌨️💤⏰
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.
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When your jacket pulls off a better prank than you ever could! 👻🧥🤣
This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Sounds like we're all living in Tim Burton's calendar! 🎃🗓️🎄
You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.
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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄
If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?
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Dystopia should at least come with a cleaning service, right? 🤖🧹😆
The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.
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Who needs horror movies when daylight has its own fright fest? 🌞👻😱