If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sir Lancelot better start training or risk becoming Sir Limpy on live TV! βοΈπΊπ Related funny posts π€ Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy. Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait. My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent. Iβll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing. Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.